Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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