if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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