An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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