If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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