I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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