Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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