How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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