Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize