haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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