you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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