My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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