i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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