What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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