Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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