Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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