She announced her abortion via fbk
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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