So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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