Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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