I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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