are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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