can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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