Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize
