the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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