OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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