Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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