remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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