Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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