enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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