Three words: puerto rican gang bang
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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