You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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