are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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