so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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