im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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