He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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