Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
