And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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