Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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