That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Dignity is for republicans.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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