Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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