her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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