Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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