I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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