Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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