Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
