She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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