Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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