So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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