I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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