So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Duck Duck Cougar?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just googled if crying burns calories
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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