Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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