you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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