Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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