My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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