Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize