dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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