he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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