I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
that may or may not have been my penis.
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